[4Zoltan]

"Because I'm in South America yukking it up with my commie pals, playing golf and directing satellites with my hurricane machine."

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that.

Now I'm stuck in this nuclear winter for who knows how long.

[humblegunner]

Now I'm stuck in this nuclear winter for who knows how long.

I've read books about that, seems like a good reason to make a pot of chili.