I take it that this is satire, but there actually were astrological signs particularly pertaining to Jupiter and Regulus. There are still a few old-school astrologers who practice “Mundane Astrology,” the sort that led to the Magi searching for the King of the Jews. Most are leftist, as you’d suspect. But, not all are.
As long as Mercury is not in retrograde!
Everything is moving in the same direction?
What about all those liberals who are going
the other way?