[poconopundit]

How about a slightly longer version:

When Democrats run for office, the truth is so criminal, it must be protected with a bodyguard of lies, voting-recounts, fake news, accusations, smartphone-hammering, Russia-blaming, data-wiping, paper-shredding, crocodile-crying, and racist-baiting."

[ptsal]

Yep, that needs to right into autocomplete.

When Democrats run for office, the truth is so criminal, it must be protected with a bodyguard of lies, voting-recounts, fake news, accusations, smartphone-hammering, Russia-blaming, data-wiping, paper-shredding, crocodile-crying, and racist-baiting.”

thanks

[Liz]

Even better.