The schoolyard taunts of an 8-year-old are all you can offer in response to photographic evidence.
Sad.
Paid shilling ain’t what it used to be.
You imagine that it is evidence of something.
In reality, it is "evidence" only of shaky Go-Pro photography.
You see in it what you want to see, to support your kooky pre-supposition.
THAT is what is sad.