There are many ways to select representatives that don’t involve elections at all.
You senile old crank. I think you’d be happier in the Republic of Zimbabwe, or the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, or maybe the Islamic Republic of Iran, or, perhaps best for you, the People’s Republic of China.
That way you won’t have to think about free, democratic elections in a constitutional republic burning your brain anymore.
You must be a public school teacher for only they and democrats are as stupid as you.