[SIDENET]

Dude could have lost a few pounds before taking that picture.

He makes horn-wearing pagan priests look bad.

[Ransomed]

This stiff goes to the trouble to change his name to ‘Phelan Moonsong’ and laboriously takes the pains to strap goat horns to his head with fishing line like a skull cap, but sit-ups and aerobic exercises are a bridge too far.

Freegards

[BunnySlippers]

And he is
noT from California!