[LouieFisk]

(Opening fridge) "Honey, is this 2000 year old dogmeat still good?"

[central_va]

When’s dinner? No egg roll?

[2banana]

Why isn’t it called beef stew?

[SkyDancer]

Wonder what the expiration date on that stuff was.

[CaptainPhilFan]

$6.95 Lunch Special comes with Egg Roll and Fried Rice

[IndispensableDestiny]

Chinese archaeologists find 2,000-year-old meat soup

Then ate it.

[treetopsandroofs]

Soylent Yellow?

[Texas Eagle]

Ice Man tweeted, “Are you going to finish that?”

[Don Corleone]

I think I had a bowl of it at my club the other day.

[Buttons12]

They find such interesting stuff in China.

Here’s a story about a 2000yo mummy who’s almost fresh as a daisy, her limbs still flexible. No consensus as to why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXgyLYtRrFw

[TexasCruzin]

Did they heat it up?

[Makana]

Does it come with 1,000 Year Old Egg?

[central_va]

It’s cold send it back.

[blueunicorn6]

What? No 2,000 year old crackers with it?

What kind of restaurant was that?

No wonder they aren’t in business anymore.

You gotta have crackers with soup.

[Snickering Hound]

[KarlInOhio]

The stew, containing beef bones and other ingredients

Not trusting it without an independently done DNA test.

[DoughtyOne]

Yes, but no saltines. What a shame.

[bigbob]

“Ramen noodle-flavored meat soup”

[WMarshal]

Chinese authorities are angered by the discovery since the letters on the tin containing the soup reads “Dinty Moore”. Happiness in a can.

[keat]

And right beside it, scientists found a half eaten eggroll that was one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine years, eleven months, thirty days, twenty three hours and thirty minutes old.

[BitWielder1]

That's the jar nobody wanted to eat even back then.
All the good stuff is gone.
Same reason antique chairs are so uncomfortable, the comfy ones were worn out long ago.