[COBOL2Java]

Why call the cops, the article says it's he said/he said, when you can take matters into your own hands later, if you write down the address.

Because the cops took T.J. into custody. He now has a record, which the slip-and-fall lawyers will use to file a hefty lawsuit.

[roadcat]

Because the cops took T.J. into custody. He now has a record, which the slip-and-fall lawyers will use to file a hefty lawsuit.

I don't know. Is it a record, if it's he said/he said and it doesn't lead to an indictment and jail-time? No indictment, no record?