“Here won’t you sign this form” “oh baby I really must go”
“confirm I’ll stay above the waist” “oh honey I must catch a cab”
“Ok I’ll just cross out this clause” “I’ll see you tomorrow at work”
“How bout you sign Here for a kiss” “no, no, I really must go”
“But baby it’s cold outside!”
Hehe, reminds me of the bit “The Love Contract” from the Chapelle Show:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jwmvxd/chappelle-s-show-love-contract