I guess he wanted to have ground pork...............
Last year, our 10’ tree was $20, the most we had paid in years. We went to the same place this year and it was $70. Fuggetabboutit.
We drove down the road and spotted a sign that said “White Pines $15”. We got two 9 1/2 footers.
The guy met us carrying an “assault weapon”. He apologized and my wife laughed “I’m from here, son”. 50 caliber Beowulf modified AR-15 for hunting hogs.
I guess he wanted to have ground pork...............