There are such better ways of finding yourself to be a news item. Order pizza? Be caught with your pants down? Smash your phone with a hammer? What a talking jackass.
I’m in a conundrum, I can’t decide if he is a jackass or an idiot. A jackass would know what he is doing and do it anyway out of spite or bullheadedness. An idiot wouldn’t have a clue what he was doing.
Maybe an idiot jackass?