[DoughtyOne]

I’m glad he won, but I’m really sick and tired of folks sending me notes starting with: “Dear Friend;” and ending with, “(10), (25), (50), (100), (250), (500), or write in a larger amount.”

[SaveFerris]

Dear friend:

I need ten million bucks now to continue my fight.

(10,000,000)

lol ;)

[NorthMountain]

I’m glad he won, but I’m really sick and tired of folks sending me notes starting with: “Dear Friend;” and ending with, “(10), (25), (50), (100), (250), (500), or write in a larger amount.”

I get a bunch of those. Most of 'em come from a guy named Donald ...