Do I have to buy bleach? Just askin...
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Nah, nobody could get away with something like this. They would be in prison within months, certainly no longer than a year later.
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I guarantee it will work. It’s based on a proven model!
What’s more, tens of millions of idiots will think you’re a victim!!
Now, we just need some liberal “cause” we can attach to you.....