“The Amatuer Protester is up there on his own dime, and wants to have an authentic experience.”
That sounds like a business opportunity. Soros is doing it wrong. Rather than paying miscreants to protest, create a “protestor experience” package deal and market it to universities as a hands-on form of socialist indoctrination, a necessary part of the curriculum towards their useless degrees.
Package Includes:
First Class Air Travel to Standing Rock Airport in Fort Yates ND
Three Nights Deluxe Accomodations at the Prarie Knights Casino & Resort. Gourmet breakfast and dinner are included, with two complementary drinks per day, and $30 in chips for gambling.
Exclusive picnic lunch on the prairie for each protest day, including artisinal charcuterie, rBST free cheeses, and gluten-free breads.
Ground Transportation in climate controlled tour bus to and from all demonstrations
Exclusive Standing Rock Protest Tour apparel, including a plush hoodie, three t-shirts, three keffiyes, a baseball cap and commemorative goggles
Protest signs, banners, portable eye-washes and minor First Aid are included
Cost: $2449.80 per person/double occupancy