Wife: There’s a rest stop ahead.
me: Yup sure enough there is. (as I drive on by)
wife: You were supposed to stop at the rest stop. I need to use the bathroom.
me: You didn’t tell me that. All you said was there’s a rest stop coming up and I agreed with that observation.
wife: After being married for 35 years you’d think you’d know what I mean.
me: What, like read your mind?
wife: yes
still happens all the time.
Wife: that way
The wife will be thinking of something and then out of the blue ask my opinion on it...
wife: do you think the color blue would look good...
me: turn and stare...
wife: what you are staring at
me: you asked me a random question about the color blue
wife: Oh' you know what I'm talking about...
My.2 Main Points of Life!
#1. Never relinquish the keys to the vehicle.
#2. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
See how those 2 things work together? Next month we have been married 59 years and I always do the driving. I am the wife BTW!