“We owe our viewers an enormous apology for our appallingly biased story selection and our incessant lies and spin. We are not journalists. We are loathsome propagandists. We are scum. Since we have now lost all credibility, the only path left open to us is to cease operation, effective immediately. Good bye.”
Your post (#22) is so real, so funny, but they would never say it...It must be terrible to have such a job as liberal news.