“Alan Coombs”
It’s Colmes
Colmes is a lying slice of Americana intellectually inferiority.
Alan Colmes started his leftist career publically defending O.J. Simpson.
He’s a walking reject.
His asymmetric liberal face portends a deft ineptitude only known to the only straight member of the cast of Fraggle Rock.
Juan Williams was a student, but quickly realized he needed to dump the Louisiana State University grads chicken dumpling stewishness.
So sad is Alan Comes you here him lamented in coffee houses and Black’s beach drum circles.
The only Colmes fans left sit silently in OBs South Beach Bar and Grill eating wahoo fish tacos starting out at the auburn sky waiting for a green flash.
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