“I was pulling for Steven Seagal or Bruce Willis.. butttt.. Monica would be a great fit.. uhh pick.”
I wanted Howard Stern or Gene Simmons
Seriously, I can see where Laura would want to stay w/ her show and kids. I don't think Monica has kids or is married, perhaps easier for her to accept the gig and work the insane hours...
Seagal’s it. He could give the smart aleck MSM creeps some of the stuff he dished out for the trouble makers in the flick, “Fire Down Below”.
>>I wanted Howard Stern or Gene Simmons
Ted Nugent would have been a fun press secretary too. He could bring his bow.
Both are too freakin' UGLY but at least Gene Simmons is an American Patriot.
Somebody else mentioned Steven Seagal and Bruce Willis as possibilities. A$$ kickers for sure. But Seagal is a wife beater that has gotten fat and doesn't get it that his pony tail is so 80's. Willis I was astounded to learn is an Atheist. And he's a jerk. No wonder he can't stay married.
I think the next press secretary has to be winsome and razor edged smart and have the ability to gut the press verbally and make them think it's a nice relaxing back rub, until they think about it, later. And she has to be believable, unlike our current version of Baghdad Bob.