Posted on 11/25/2016 1:25:02 PM PST by nhwingut
Milo!!!
#8. Singing “I Want Candy” - to take a hike, out-a-sight, forever.
“Aleister would be better than Candy.”
Isn’t he dead or something?
Both are too freakin' UGLY but at least Gene Simmons is an American Patriot.
Somebody else mentioned Steven Seagal and Bruce Willis as possibilities. A$$ kickers for sure. But Seagal is a wife beater that has gotten fat and doesn't get it that his pony tail is so 80's. Willis I was astounded to learn is an Atheist. And he's a jerk. No wonder he can't stay married.
I think the next press secretary has to be winsome and razor edged smart and have the ability to gut the press verbally and make them think it's a nice relaxing back rub, until they think about it, later. And she has to be believable, unlike our current version of Baghdad Bob.
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