Jeb goes to heaven.
Doesn’t make it in. Something about a woman pulled off life support...
He heads down there...
As he checks in, he is offered three choices of hellish possibilities.
He has a short tour where they show him three rooms.
In one room he sees people standing on their heads, in 18 inches of mud.
In room two he sees people standing on their heads, in 45 inches of mud.
In room three, he sees people standing upright, in 60 inches of mud.
It doesn’t take him long to figure that one out. Why of course, he chooses the room with 60 inches of mud, where he’ll be standing upright. It’s deeper, but at least his head is clear.
Just as he has finalized the paperwork and is headed to his room, over the loudspeaker comes this announcement.
“Okay breaks over! Those of you on your head, you can stand upright for five minutes. Those of you on your feet, it’s time for your 55 minutes on your head.”
LOL, an oldie but a goodie!