Sounds like you haven’t hired or even dealt with recent college grads for a few decades.
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Honestly, I haven’t. Used to all the time but now, fortunately, I don’t have to.
There are occasional bright spots among hires of recent college grads, but look closely and you’ll discover many if not most were home-schooled. The rest could well be described as vegetables, except for the fact that they’re so aggressively stupid.