Obama Lets Bad Puns Fly at Turkey Pardoning Tinged With Sadness

Ny Slimes ^ | 11/24/16 | Gardiner Harris

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

[Texas Eagle]

Cry me a river, snowflake.

[BenLurkin]

More Americans have hope today than in any of the last eight years.

[stocksthatgoup]

So who wants Turhey?

[Not A Snowbird]

Should have named the turkeys “Bill” and “Hill”.

[ClearCase_guy]

two nephews, Austin Robinson, 6, and Aaron Robinson, 4, “who, unlike Malia and Sasha, have not yet been turned cynical by Washington,” Mr. Obama joked.

I bet those two girls are EXTREMELY unpleasant people.

[jaydubya2]

Will President Trump pardon the turkeys next Thanksgiving? Maybe he’ll find a more practical use for them?

[patro]

Of course they are. They’re the fruit of his loins!

[DoughtyOne]

Barack and Hill are this year’s turkeys...

Pardons for one? Maybe. Pardons for the other? Nope...

[rockrr]

What a wet, steamy pile. I do hope (there’s that word again!) that they choke on their own hubris.

[dfwgator]

"YEAH!"

[a fool in paradise]

did obama try doing the sign of the cross again?

[JLAGRAYFOX]

These girls have no respect for American history and thee saga of family celebration and love of country. More Obama...low life!!! The legacy of POTUS Obama will not be good...to say the least. What a waste, this imposter, Obama, who hates the USA, always has, and always will!!! He and Clinton together have destroyed the Democrat Party, the Dems are just to stupid to recognize it!!! LMAO, as to how dumb these idiots & their hateful media are!!!

[Gamecock]

I’m sad. That we still have to put up with him for 2 more months.

[Fungi]

Talk about an attitude, they wreak of it.

[rephope]

Yes, as he always does in a mocking way. It is a fitting summation of his presidency.

[Gamecock]

They got their RBF from the first wookie.

[going hot]

reek

[Fungi]

You’re right, don’t know what I was thinking. Thank you.