JUST IN: Trump Receives Letter from Kim Jong-Un Demanding End to ‘Hostile Nuclear Threats’

Young Cons ^ | November 22, 2016 | John S. Roberts

[NYer]

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had one of his indentured servants write a nine-page paper to President-elect Donald Trump.

That’s the way I see it happening, anyways.

What does Lil’ Kim want?

Demanding an end to ‘hostile nuclear threats’ from the U.S.

Classic, Kim.

From Fox News:

Cheeky North Korea has sent a nine-page letter to the U.S. demanding it stops the ‘hostile nuclear threats’ towards the rogue state and its despotic leader.

The missive sets out what it now expects from American and is being seen by many in Washington as a direct message to new President-elect Donald Trump.

North Korea has kept pretty silent about Trump’s shock victory in the November 8 election[,]but it has now laid out what it wants of the incoming US administration.

The statement, carried by the official Korea Central News Agency, claims Barack Obama’s administration went out of it’s way to “overthrow” Kim Jong Un and his country.

It also accused Obama of “constantly heaping malicious slander and criticism on the DPRK” and said his government pursued an “aggressive and heinous ‘strategic suffocation’ policy.”

Anything else, Mr. Jong-un?

You want any fries with that?

How about you start treating your citizens like they are human beings? Maybe feed them a little better?

Nobody takes you seriously, and I highly doubt the soon-to-be most powerful man in the world has little use for your letter other than to stash it in one of the Obamas’ moving boxes.

Whatever, though. Keep talking, Kim. You can be kind of funny.

[tumblindice]

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[nickedknack]

Post-election makeover:

[Red Badger]

I wonder if the North Korean people know they are being fed a continuous line of horse shit?.................

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Thank you sir!

[nickedknack]

[Red Badger]

Pleonasm!

Excellent word!...............

[apillar]

The response:

Mr. Kim Jong-In,

You're Fired.

D Trump

(Just seconds before a MOAB hits the North Korean People's Palace)

[katana]

Interesting that this translates exactly as you wanted. Seems to be a universal thing to say with many variations on the accompanying hand gesture.

엿먹어라

[wiseprince]

Not even funny. Get back to tweeting Trump about keeping Mitt away from the cabinet! Specifically SOS

[nickedknack]

"I have sent cease and desist messages to Dear Leader and Madame Xlinton, demanding they stop faking my style."

[alstewartfan]

Kim may not be my favorite world leader, but you must admit that he has found himself a wonderful hair stylist.

[alstewartfan]

Oh...it might have been. *sob*

[fireman15]

Kim may not be my favorite world leader, but you must admit that he has found himself a wonderful hair stylist.

Yes it accentuates his low forehead and fat face in such a macho way.

[Thank You Rush]

Has Trump stopped laughing yet? Watch the progressives lose their minds - if they have anything left of them and invite him to the WH next year. Hold a summit with Putin and um hum...jong un or whatever..at Camp David.

I hope Trump spends time at Camp David. I bet his young son would love it.

[alstewartfan]

If I was a homosexual, I might be all about that look. Alas, I am not a homosexual. lol

[NFHale]

Damn... Look at the melon on that mook...

Seen better heads on a mug of root beer. Boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Okay, no hostile nuclear threats. We’ll just send “friendly nuclear threats” along with a dozen cupcakes and unicorns.

[Trump_vs_Evil_Witch]

Big wow for mittens rummy.....(Didn’t the RINOs do their best to get Hillary elected?)

[Candor7]

What does Lil’ Kim want?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Unlike his predecessors, Trump knows.

And Trump will give it to him. Big League.

[Liz]

Thanks.....I hope I can remember that.