How about Secret Pizza Parites?
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Mayor de Blasio reads ‘Secret Pizza Party’ to Queens kids
When you make something secret, you make it special.
That was the bizarre lesson Mayor de Blasio — whose questionable fund-raising tactics are at the center of an ongoing criminal probe — delivered Saturday to a group of children at a Queens library.
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“The book was neither fun nor cute,” mom Jen Bee wrote on Amazon. “Yeah, that’s not what I want to teach my child. It sounds like something a pedophile would say to their victim.”
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Can’t make this stuff up.
Bump.
OMG!