Sixteen dead in Libya after monkey removes head scarf

Twitter ^ | 11/20/2016 | BNO News

[Trump20162020]

Shopkeeper's monkey pulls off girl's head scarf in Libya, sparking violent clashes; at least 16 people killed and 50 others injured.

[ilovesarah2012]

Is this a joke?

[ilovesarah2012]

Can’t we just take the monkey?

[Big Red Badger]

Laz was after the New York slimes,
Last I seen.

[SamAdams76]

Here we come
Walkin' down the street
Pulling head scarfs from
Every girl we meet
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And Muslims say we monkey around
But we're too busy funnin'
To put anybody down

[Arthur McGowan]

Median IQ in Muslim world: 80-85.

Median IQ needed for decent society: 100.

[GraceG]

Operation Monkey Business:

Step 1. Breed hundreds of thousands of small adorable monkeys.
Step 2. Train Monkeys to pull off head scarfs
Step 3. Build an automatic deployment parachute for monkeys.
Step 4. Drop hundreds of thousands of monkeys over middle east.
Step 5. Laugh maniacally...

[Hodar]

So one primate pulled off a headscarf;
And 16 lower evolved primates went on a homocidal rampage.

Did I miss anything?

[Lent]

And Obama, HRC and McWild funded their Jihadist friends for this? Lol

[arl295]

16 less terrorists

We need more monkeys like this one in the middle east

[The people have spoken]

Is there any data to back that up?

[ronnie raygun]

The 50 dead were frightened to death when her head scarf was removed

[Garth Tater]

Let’s face it, the middle-east, thanks to islam, inbreeding, and other factors, is little more than a powder keg of mental defectives.

True, but on a more positive note - news from the middle east has replaced Benny Hill re-runs for me. Roll on the floor kind of funny stuff almost every day. And on the third day they brought out the tanks and mortars! Way to go muzzies! If you're going to riot in the name of your god and your honor do it right!

I thought Benny took slapstick to its pinnacle but I was wrong!

[vetvetdoug]

The scarf removed by the monkey uncovered massive identity theft revealing that the scarf’s owner and monkey were identical with respect to facial features.

[dfwgator]

True, but on a more positive note - news from the middle east has replaced Benny Hill re-runs for me. Roll on the floor kind of funny stuff almost every day. And on the third day they brought out the tanks and mortars! Way to go muzzies! If you're going to riot in the name of your god and your honor do it right!

Yep, just play "Yakkety Sax" in the background, and you're good to go.

[tumblindice]

I like it.

[lee martell]

Some Monkeys will ‘moon’ you. Some have bright red behinds to do the mooning. These are usually female Chimps who are in mating season. Monkeys are not known for their subtlety.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Why couldn’t they just have decapitated the monkey and let that have been the end of it?

[Stentor]

Almost as bad as Chicago.

[MrEdd]

Only took fifteen posts.

[dfwgator]

“I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those meddling monkeys.”