Sixteen dead in Libya after monkey removes head scarf

Twitter ^ | 11/20/2016 | BNO News

[Trump20162020]

Shopkeeper's monkey pulls off girl's head scarf in Libya, sparking violent clashes; at least 16 people killed and 50 others injured.

[luvie]

Words fail me...

[luvie]

Nah....Laz would hit it.

[Deo volente]

Maybe we could train a million monkeys, then send them over there to do their mischief. Our Islam problem would be solved overnight!

[Nailbiter]

Was that Laz’s monkey?

[Caipirabob]

“President Trump now assessing plans to drop shopkeeper monkeys in Syria. Russians seriously assessing the potential of macacas and orangutans.”

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

What was Obama during in Libya? I thought he was messing up Peru.

[Eleutheria5]

So that’s what happened to Davy Jones.

[Eleutheria5]

There are only three Monkees left, Peter, Mike and Mickey. Maybe if we clone them?

[Eleutheria5]

Get Caesar to spray smart stuff all over the other monkeys, and then they’ll all rise up against their oppressors. Then airdrop them into the ME before they can get too smart.

[dp0622]

lol. I hope not. Liked him :)

[JediJones]

Bad dates...

[Jmouse007]

Drawin award: Stupid people give a loaded, fully automatic weapon to a monkey; and then they aim their weapons at him and TAUNT IT, laughing all the while! I am sorry, but what did these morons expect was going to happen?

= Monkey aims his loaded, fully automatic weapon back at them and pulls the trigger! Fun and games with monkeys.

[Netz]

This makes sense, especially when we consult the Koran, Chapter 22 Section: 1, Verse 15:

As the Great Prophet said to His followers:

“Let not the monkey remove a woman's headscarf for Allah sees the headscarf as a shield against monkey sexual assaults or desires”. Let not the monkey bring shame upon your tribe.

The Haddith about this section means that is it preferable that the monkey remove the scarf but only partially, that is, it is the husband's right to punish both the woman, (for letting the monkey remove her scarf) and the monkey too should be punished. He, the monkey should know better, the woman, we cannot blame for she is a vile creature, a woman.

The prophet has told us that the monkey must be issued 40 lashes with a broomstick while the woman must have her clitoris cut off and flogged for two hours in which she (and the monkey) must repent.

The Prophet explained further that if the incident occured in a neighboring tribe's town, no less than 16 male residents of the other tribe must be put to death. This seems logical to our Sages as they have said, the other tribesmen could have prevented the monkey's act by beating the women first, before they entered the village or city limits. This might have deterred the monkey.

It was incumbent upon the women to avoid the other tribe and the monkey and they should have made a major effort and being more modest in the company of monkeys. The women's behavior was shameful

Allah be praised for his great wisdom.

See, this is Islamic logic at it's best!!

[Jmouse007]

Yes, but the good news is the monkey survived :o)

[Jmouse007]

Your post was hilarious, literally to the point of tears. Tragically it just about sums up the reality of the demonicly insane "doctrine" of Mad Mohamed's Islamic death cult.

Imagine how many of these people now find themselves in Hell and ultimately destined for eternity in the Lake of Fire OVER A MONKEY! It simply boggles the mind and confirms Churchill's assessment of Islam and those deluded and deceived by Satan into following it.

[Jmouse007]

Opps, my bad: these savages also killed the monkey as well!

When reached for comment, Chief Inspector Clouseau was not amused:

"Zee meenkee shudd not ave beeen shot; ee shudd ave beeen turnid ovair to zee atoriteez becauz zey did not ave a lesaunce for zee meenkee!"

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Islam is always a deadly blanket party waiting to happen.

DANG!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The tribes involved will still be fighting over this in 2500 years.

By then, nuclear weapons will have been involved after Islam demographically takes over the U.S. and Russia.

[Rufus Shinra]

And these are the “moderate” Muslims that Obama and Clinton wanted to bring in my the millions? Wow, we really dodged a bullet in this election...

[Netz]

I can no longer stand these outrages so I have to convert them to an absurd, insane humorous dialog. These people do not deserve to live on our planet. When we take this religion to it's logical conclusion, the Muslim must do one of two things:

1) Kill others
2) Kill themselves
3) Jihad meets both of these demands