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Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital
The Rotherham Bugle ^ | November 18, 2016

Posted on 11/18/2016 11:55:10 AM PST by aquila48

A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment.

Vintage film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story.

“It was a big job in more ways than one.” he told us “I’d just lit a roll up and was finishing off a centurions helmet. It’s delicate, close up work. Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Heston’s whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than a rasp – and before I know what’s happening, there’s a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.”

(Excerpt) Read more at rotherhambugle.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
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To: Lean-Right

Or a snorkel for a proper redirect. LOL


41 posted on 11/18/2016 12:47:33 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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To: aquila48

And now for a real tattoo story about a “Trump Stamp.”

“Lose election bet, get a Trump tattoo”

“Bernie Sanders supporter in Iowa made his lower back great again with a tattoo of Donald Trump’s face after losing a bet following the presidential election.

Zach Cobert let his Facebook followers choose both the photo and location of the tattoo. He streamed the entire ordeal on Facebook Live and received thousands of views.

“I’m thinking about my life, how it went wrong, now I’m getting a Trump stamp,” Cobert told CNN affiliate WQAD.”

http://www.weareiowa.com/news/lose-election-bet-get-a-trump-tattoo


42 posted on 11/18/2016 12:54:00 PM PST by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: aquila48

this is a good hearty laugh


43 posted on 11/18/2016 12:54:03 PM PST by hondact200 (Lincoln Freed the Slaves. Obama Enslaves the Free. Trump 2016 - Make America Great Again)
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To: aquila48

How does BS like this keep getting pushed into breaking?


44 posted on 11/18/2016 1:04:52 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: dragnet2

Breaking wind


45 posted on 11/18/2016 1:06:20 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I have no idea what that means, but thanks.


46 posted on 11/18/2016 1:07:51 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: aquila48

Real fake news.


47 posted on 11/18/2016 1:08:00 PM PST by fhayek
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To: aquila48

and before I know what’s happening, there’s a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.”

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I hate when that happens.


48 posted on 11/18/2016 1:13:49 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Bill and Hillary Clinton are the penicillin-resistant syphilis of our political system.)
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To: aquila48

“Well, ok, I’ll ink’er but she farts once and I’m outta’ here.


49 posted on 11/18/2016 1:17:08 PM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job....)
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To: TalBlack

Geez I wrote the above before I read the story. Hadn’t thought about the complication a fag would cause...


50 posted on 11/18/2016 1:19:25 PM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job....)
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To: aquila48

I wonder how many 23 yr Olds know who Sidney bloody Portier is?


51 posted on 11/18/2016 1:26:08 PM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job....)
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To: fhayek

But FUNNY!


52 posted on 11/18/2016 1:44:14 PM PST by aquila48
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To: TornadoAlley3

I read the strange story.


53 posted on 11/18/2016 2:09:52 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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To: aquila48

Whose your Centurion, Baby! One more time around the track.


54 posted on 11/18/2016 2:39:53 PM PST by TigersEye (Congratulations, President Donald J. Trump! - Let's MAGA!!!)
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To: aquila48

This is some funny stuff right there.


55 posted on 11/18/2016 2:59:57 PM PST by mad puppy (E PLURIBUS UNUM)
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To: aquila48
armageddon ARMAGEDDON!!!
56 posted on 11/18/2016 4:20:45 PM PST by Chode (You Owe Them Nothing - Not Respect, Not Loyalty, Not Obedience, NOTHING! ich bin ein Deplorable...)
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To: dragnet2

See post 17 for edification.


57 posted on 11/18/2016 4:31:15 PM PST by aquila48
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To: aquila48

Cripes what did he expect, the Brits eat beans for breakfast...


58 posted on 11/18/2016 7:09:27 PM PST by Molon Labbie (In Safe Space, no one can hear you weep....No one cares either.)
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To: BenLurkin

That’s good to hear... thank you...!


59 posted on 11/19/2016 12:01:21 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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