Aliens Are All Around You, Says Ivy League Professor

New York Post ^ | November 18, 2016 | Neal Baker,

[Stosh]

I’m pretty sure Tom Hulce and Donald Sutherland came up with something pretty close to this about the time “Animal House” came out - and probably via the same source of inspiration:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUOGxePBs50

[mlo]

Don’t do drugs. Drugs are bad.

[Yollopoliuhqui]

Somewhere deep inside the vaults of global fascism incorporated’s HQ is an end game scenario based upon a “Day the Earth Stood Still” visitation by the space brother “Light Beings” who will help all those convicted of “hate speech” to travel to their new FEMA desert summer camp administered by the Soylent Green Company who hire from the labor pool of the aristocracy and environmentalists to help planet Earth get the population culled down to manageable proportions. This grand strategy was hatched in 1947 outside of Roswell, NM and will use microwave auditory effects to put the aliens’ instructions straight into our heads. If you think this is a joke post, think again...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_auditory_effect
https://www.gaia.com/article/light-beings-and-spirit-energy-how-you-created-universe

[HombreSecreto]

Aaaaand there he is. LOL

[GingisK]

Many of the weirder species take the shape of liberals.

[heartwood]

Ancient aliens, who themselves arose in a universe that was the physical transformation of ancient aliens...

At least Asimov’s story “The Last Question” was forward-looking, not backward, but it really is the same thing, an endless cycle, elephants all the way down.

A creator God is just a little simplistic for a professor with any kind of academic reputation.

[Rebelbase]

"Watch out for the probes!"

[NonValueAdded]

True that.

Love, K

[clearcarbon]

"Aliens Are All Around You, Says Ivy League Professor"

[TXnMA]

Yep,

"In the beginning, GOD..."

[WayneS]

Okay. I guess that could explain away the existence of God as we understand him.

But I do have one question: Assuming you are correct, who created the ancient nonhuman life forms?

[Islander7]

There's a reason he's interested in UFOs. He's a hybrid!

[Pelham]

They said “aliens”, not amphibians.

[Salamander]

We have walked among you, for millennia...

[King Moonracer]

Looks like Chuck Schumer lecturing a puny human.

[Salamander]

LOL

You are totally messing up my theatre, here.

:D

[mikeIII]

If they are undocumented...

[af_vet_1981]

That’s why Trump is building the wall.

Now that was funny.