I know you are joking, but when I worked in a SCIF -- we were the janitorial staff.
I suppose that some big companies had a janitors with clearance, but we didn't. So, we had well-compensated engineers doing the dusting, sweeping, emptying the trash, and destroying the contents of the "burn bag".
Well, you certainly couldn’t expect Herself to
run a cloth over anything.
This does not surprise me at all.
We constantly joke about how expensive our “janitorial” staff is—literally costs $1000s each week. Few companies would pay the bucks for a janitor to get a TS/SCI. It used to be all military, but that wasn’t “fair.”