Glyphosate targets a specific plant metabolic pathway. Unless you are a plant, you don’t have the enzymes blocked by glyphosate. So you can spill it on yourself or even consume small amounts without ill effect.
“So you can spill it on yourself or even consume small amounts without ill effect.”
Small amounts!? I’m planning on eating copious quantities! Anyone with a few functioning brain cells left knows Roundup will never be found to cause any harmful effects in humans. Pouring it onto your Well Field weekly will most certainly promote healthy & happy children.