I keep telling fellow Canadians if they will listen that Americans rarely ever think of you. That’s the hard and honest truth. America is not going to invade Canada because generally Americans don’t give a flying rat shit about Canada. That’s the impression I have gotten over the years.
From the comments it sounded like readers are really taking this suggestion literally. I thought the average American, at least on politics, was pretty stupid, but we take the cake.
The French are a far bigger threat to Canada than the Americans. Besides, the Canadians are still slaves to the British crown (although they won’t admit it).
We will see an independent Quebec before we ever see a truly independent Canada.