Posted on 11/02/2016 4:15:04 PM PDT by tial
What will you do, when President Trump orders his troops to invade Canada?
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Canada is a country worthy of invasion. Canada has abundant resources of fresh water, oil, coal and timber, all of which will be increasingly important as climate change continues its death march across history. The longer we scorch the Earth, the more valuable Canada’s resources become.
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Besides, we all know how Trump feels about oil resources. “It used to be ‘to the victor belong the spoils,’ ” he said when asked about Iraq at the NBC Commander in Chief Forum, adding “Now, there was no victor there, believe me. There was no victor. But I always said: Take the oil.” How would President Trump feel, if he learned that Canada is second only to Saudi Arabia in its available oil reserves, and that its oil is less costly to produce than that of other suppliers?
Would President Trump wait for a pipeline? No. Waiting for a safe and legal pipeline takes too much time. Annexations for oil resources are much simpler. Just ask Ukraine. Given Trump’s connections to Putin via ex-adviser Paul Manafort, and his pro-Kremlin foreign policy positions, it’s not a daring leap of imagination to consider that Trump might put Putin’s tactics to use regarding Canada.
So, what would Canada do in the event of an invasion?
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(Excerpt) Read more at ottawacitizen.com ...
“Canada, we’re coming for your beer!”
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Can’t stop there...take the women also!!
This sounds about as preferable as anyone wishing to view Rosie O’ Donuts completely nude.
In other words: I don’t know what manner of drugs you are ingesting but I suggest you ease off on the quantity.
(and email the source this way! ) *grin*
This is the definitive comment of the thread!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And I am Canadian.
Does this crazy “woman” seriously believe that the United States of America is going to invade Canada?
Mexico would deserve an invasion, but Canada? Come on, lady. Be serious.
Not to mention all the invading Hollywood celebs trying to escape Trump’s America.
I notice some of the commenters at “The Ottawa Citizen” got in some jabs at Trump. Reminds me of listening to a few of the 2A-hating folks I know online (who are from Canada).
Kinda surprised me when I heard them talking (online).
Guess I’ll go help invade Canada with a real man.
Of course the invasion.
Why do you think the US embassy is in Ottawa is so large. For pre-Invasion planning. Duh.
Locals didn’t like that answer when I visited. Heh heh heh
Hey guy, this Ashby chick is reading our posts from 1999.
We’re famous!
5.56mm
I don’t believe Trump is going to invade anywhere except our own corrupt govt.
Too many things here need to be fixed before we take our act on the road again.
We can position a company at every Tim Hortons and have uniform coverage and automatic resupply.
Besides, my wife is of Acadian descent and we are going to claim Digby, Nova Scotia as reparations for the removal reparations. Scallops every night for dinner.
We actually have a history of plans to invade one another, none of which are particularly strategically impressive. Several attempts between the Brits and us ended only once in success, when Wolfe took Montcalm out at the battle of the Plains of Abraham in 1759 and established the first Tim Horton's. It's been downhill since then. And you should have kept Detroit.
Because deep in the heart of every red-blooded American burned a blazing rage for revenge. "Gretzky," we muttered. "That's it! We'll get Gretzky." I mean, do you know how hard it is to make ice in Los Angeles? It was worth it, though. Ah, how they ground their teeth in the better hockey bars in Alberta!
However, as a frequent visitor and guest honored far past his desserts, I'll have to give you some frank advice: they're coming. The Hollywood freaks, the kooks from Madison and Ann Arbor and Austin and Berkeley, Bowdoin and Smith and Columbia and Yale, and yes, even the festering swampland that is DC itself, the disaffected, the progressive zombies, the Trump-hating lobbyists and socialites and bureaucrats, after 8 November they'll be beating a path to your door! We can't stop them!
You guys need a Wall.
You come across as 12 yr old.....
Total stupidity in the second sentence....
They think us taking their oil will be bad, Trump is going to make them take back Justin Bieber and Jim Carrey.
“Ima gonna ban round “bacon”. Bacon can only come in strips.”
That’s the reason it’s called Canadian bacon.
Actually, this is an excellent idea.
“Canada, we’re coming for your beer!”
Canada can keep their shitty beer.
Once Trump ramps up global warming, Canada should become a quite balmy and inviting place.
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