reminds me of these lyrics from Sheryl Crow’s All I Wanna Do
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels
From his bottles of Bud
He shreds them on the bar
Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
before blowing and cursing them out
And he’s watching the bottles of Bud as they spin on
the floor
Here, let me fix that for you
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the clothes
From his young interns
One of the most difficult college tasks is finishing off the keg on Sunday morning