Carlos Danger has a life insurance policy it seems.
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“Carlos Danger has a life insurance policy it seems.”
Dead already-thrown under a bus.
You don’t think Weiner was smart enough to know after his first text scandal that he had an X on his back. He probably also figured out he had a Muslim Brotherhood Woman for a wife and so was insuring himself just in case. After the 2nd go round he knew certainly Arkancide was just around the corner for him. Weiner may end up being TIME”S man of the year and Conservative hero after all this is done.
My other theory is the Mr and Mrs Smith scenario. Huma married a Jew for some reason, but could Weiner be a spy and informant these years to other sources interested in Muslim Brotherhood data. Along the way, he just happened to insure himself, again just in case.
So, the remake movie would be Mr. and Mrs. Weiner.
I spell my last name Danger. - Firesign Theater reference