EPA Porn Watcher Masturbated on the Job

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 10/22/16 | Follow

[Mr. Jeeves]

Well, as long as he wasn’t masturbating to pictures of Gina McCarthy... :)

[Rome2000]

Her husband has a vaginal.

[Lurker]

Love me some Heinlein.

L

[Noumenon]

RAH and Louis L’Amour had a big impact on me as a kid. Opened my eyes to issues usually beyond the grasp of 8 year olds

[MHGinTN]

Allow me to correct: "EPA Claims Authority Over Employee Toxic Emissions

[Stormdog]

I just knew I was missing an adjective.... good catch.

[stubernx98]

All government employees should be directed to count off and all odd numbers fired with no benefits! All warm blooded politicians should be sent to the North Pole.

Just got back from Spain. They have had no national government for the last 6 months, and things are great.

[Kenton]

“I did not have sex with that hand.”

[NonValueAdded]

Runkle?

[God luvs America]

isn’t that what you’re suppose to do when you watch porn?

[Vermont Lt]

My office space has security cameras all over the place.

Everyone knows they are being watched. But about a day into the job they forget. Watching those videos are hilarious. I’ve managers get flipped off, eyes rolling, and lots of faces behind other’s backs.

Never caught anyone masturbating.

Nothing at work is private. Except the bathrooms and showers. But I can tell how often they go.

[Yaelle]

Is this an official job title? EPA Porn Watcher? Protecting us from localized warming?

[xp38]

The big problem is the worker didn’t file an environmental impact statement on his proposed activities.

[Enchante]

They are role models for the entire Obama administration.

[Enchante]

you know this how?

jk

[Enchante]

EPA TO REGULATE TOXIC WASTE EMISSIONS FROM EMPLOYEES

[Cementjungle]

Our tax dollars at work.

[RooRoobird20]

In the meantime, I am sure the EPA had nothing to do or say about the Hillary campaign bus that dumped feces, urine and toilet paper into an open storm drain.

Streets with storm drains are legally classified as rivers by federal law. If a utility company accidentally spills one cup of non-PCB oil on a street with a storm drain (doesn’t even half to go down the storm drain)the company is required to report the incident to the EPA in DC within ONE HOUR of the spill. Heavy fines for not reporting and not doing very stringent cleanup.

But the DNC got away with “I’m sorry.” That’s our wonderful EPA that really cares about the environment.

[Safetgiver]

Legacy of Millhaus Nixon.....More apt is Legacy of JFK who Unionized Fed employees.

[a fool in paradise]

6 hours a day?

You can’t fire a blind man, the Americans with Disabilities Act protects his employment.