[BenLurkin]

No treads = tank?

[Chode]

thank you...

[W.]

Rubber tires, indeed. Unless they're solid rubber, which we doubt.

Speaking of Italian tires, here's a joke:

Have you heard of the Italian tire?

Dey through snow.

Dey through mud.

But when dey go flat,

Dey go wop, wop, wop, wop...

Hey, it's an oldie I heard at an Italian restaurant I worked at as a teenager in NW Ohio in 1974.