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Madonna pledges oral sex for Clinton voters
thehill.com ^ | October 19, 2016 | Judy Kurtz

Posted on 10/20/2016 6:34:41 PM PDT by Morgana

Madonna is pledging to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

The pop queen, known for her shocking antics, made the remark Tuesday while opening for comedian Amy Schumer in New York.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”

“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.

“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.

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To: Morgana

I’d have more interest in sticking it into a wood chipper.
At least the wood chipper wouldn’t give me herpes.


101 posted on 10/20/2016 8:05:27 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Vote for your guns!)
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To: Morgana

Does each “winner” get a free penicillin IV drip to go with that?


102 posted on 10/20/2016 8:18:53 PM PDT by The Duke ( Azealia Banks)
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To: Vendome

Ask yourself, “What would Louis do?”


103 posted on 10/20/2016 8:20:38 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Morgana

Her poor son. No wonder he wanted to live in Britain with his dad. What a skank.


104 posted on 10/20/2016 8:24:50 PM PDT by rtwingxtremist
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To: Morgana
For those old enough to have watched Johnny Carson as Carnac the Magnificent, I remember one where the answer was "Madonna, and a diseased yak." Unfortunately, I cannot remember the question in the envelope, but it was hilarious.

Watching some of those old Carnac segments on YouTube makes me realize just how much humor has been lost, or more accurately suppressed, by liberals. Very sad.

105 posted on 10/20/2016 8:26:24 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: leaning conservative

Louis Litt?


106 posted on 10/20/2016 8:26:54 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: mr_griz

Your last paragraph.....very true. Sad, actually.


107 posted on 10/20/2016 8:28:43 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Pietro
I wouldn’t let that skank blow my dog.

If you did I would have to report you to the ASPCA!

108 posted on 10/20/2016 8:31:59 PM PDT by McBuff
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To: Morgana

This sums up the present-day Democrat Party even better than Lena Dunham saying she wants to do the deed with Obama.


109 posted on 10/20/2016 8:35:37 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Morgana

Whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa, she’s a lady...


110 posted on 10/20/2016 8:36:56 PM PDT by Gargantua ("President Trump... nice ring to it..." ;^)
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To: Morgana

I’d rather slam it repeatedly in a car door.


111 posted on 10/20/2016 8:47:25 PM PDT by RW_Whacko (RW_Whacko)
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To: Morgana

Criminal solicitation of prostitution.


112 posted on 10/20/2016 8:59:30 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Gay State Conservative

it is good that chelsea has developed a skill

she always looked completely useless

.s


113 posted on 10/20/2016 9:00:51 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero. news)
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To: Chode

Thought this might give you a chuckle (wrote it yesterday):

There once was a skank named Madonna
With her dentures removed said I wanna
Have you vote how I say
When we meet the next day
I’ll fellate any flora or fauna


114 posted on 10/20/2016 9:11:05 PM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: Pietro

I wouldn’t piss in Madonna’s mouth even if her teeth were on fire, and sure as hell wouldn’t put my tallywagger in it either.

She’s a loathsome, idiotic, disgusting, skanky, VD infested POS.


115 posted on 10/20/2016 9:21:35 PM PDT by Roger Kaputnik (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't prove that they aren't out to get me.)
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To: Morgana

Jack Hammer hereby pledges oral sex for every female who votes for Trump.


116 posted on 10/20/2016 10:10:14 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: rlmorel
LOL!!! pretty much
117 posted on 10/21/2016 4:12:54 AM PDT by Chode (You Owe Them Nothing - Not Respect, Not Loyalty, Not Obedience, NOTHING! ich bin ein Deplorable...)
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To: Morgana

Supposedly part of a comedy routine remark. I think she was serious. She is after all an AMORAL witch like miley sirus. VERY SEX GRAPHIC click at your own risk. Miley
http://www.thefeministwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/i.1.miley-cyrus-vma-mtv-211x300.jpg


118 posted on 10/21/2016 5:54:20 AM PDT by GailA (Ret. SCPO wife: A politician that won't keep his word to Veterans/Military won't keep them to You!)
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