Driver to Insurance company: My windshield needs to be replaced.
Insurance Company rep: Why? What happened?
Driver: A big yellow rock broke it.
Insurance Company rep: Okay, does that impair your driving?
Driver: Yes, it does, very much so.
Insurance Company rep: Well, we’ll have to send someone right over, sir.................
I have a 1966 Toyota LandCruiser. And I drive with my windshield down at all times, so suck it meter maids