Due to my Grammatical Errors, I may be penalized for my Shortcomings by being forced to pay the Syntax.
Talking of shortcomings. I hope this is not what you were talking about.
In the ensuing uproar, it fell to co-host David Niven, a debonair Brit best known for his portrayal of Phileas Fogg in Around the World in 80 Days, to keep things moving along. As the streaker flashed the audience one last time before disappearing, Niven quipped, “Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oscars-flashback-story-behind-streaker-682548
Smiling here!