Even Bill Clinton would say “Ya know what..I’ll pass”
“Even Bill Clinton would say “Ya know what..I’ll pass”
Or, “No thanks, I’ll use my trusty catcher’s mitt.”
Which reminds me of a story.
This union shop steward is on a union junket to Las Vegas.
He decides to spend some dues on ... ladies of the evening.
So he stops at the first house and makes it clear to the madame, “I’m a union man. Union proud! Is your shop unionized?”
She was taken aback but finally admitted that they were not union.
He goes to the next house. Same drill.
After a couple more fails, the word is passed down the strip and the next madame is ready for him.
“Yes sir, we’re a union house. Union proud!”
She lines up the girls for him, from `Tawny’ to Ethel and in order of age and beauty.
Tawny is 19, bodacious and curvaceous. Ethel had been on the Earth a little longer, perfect teeth. A little too perfect. And she’s seen at least 60 winters, hard winters, and she was shaking like an old nag with the flu ...
He says, “I’ll take Tawny!”
The madame seems to think about it, waits for it and finally says: “The hell you will. Ethel’s got seniority.”
And then she put on a catcher’s mitt.