So, they shot him because he had an A-s-s-ault Rifle? Maybe if he had just used a common 30-30 lever action they would have let him get off a few rounds before nailing him!
“...So, they shot him because he had an A-s-s-ault Rifle...”
No, no, no... they said “assault STYLE”... And “style” means it was like Gucci or Armani or something. And EVERYONE knows “AR” stands for ARmani... It had like, pleats and pinstripes on the stock...