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Now, next UN project is to put a bag over the sun

I heard about this proposal! When answering objections from concerned scientists, who posited that the heat of the sun would burn away the bag before it could have any salutary effect, the UN Officials allayed their fears by assuring them that the project would be carried out AT NIGHT!

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Not to worry, a muslim astronaut team has volunteered to undertake this dangerous mission at night