[Sasparilla]

....Go away. Improve your mind by learning how to spell sarsaparilla; that should keep you busy for a while.... Here, maybe this will help the spelling police. Noun sasparilla ‎(plural sasparillas) Alternative spelling of sarsaparilla

[HartleyMBaldwin]

And to a moron, kat would be an acceptable alternative spelling of cat. However, the non-word sasparilla does not appear in Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, nor in the Oxford English Dictionary (although the latter does list 15 other spellings, sasparilla is not among them).