Funny story: A friened of mine worked in a sewage treatment plant when some government bureaucrat in a suit came in to do an inspection. As he showed the man around and told him how everything was working my friend walked on, then realized the bureaucrat was not right behind. HE was still out on the walkway looking down into the stirring mess when he spotted something, looked closer, and lost his balance! He tried to regain his footing, then tossed his brief case, grabbed his nose and fell right into the mess!
The joke was, “Do you know what sound a government bureaucrat makes when he splashes in a pool of s**t?
“BA-LOOP—PA!”
I guess I’m slow....