Join a gym. They are cheaper than you think. Try to get in there for 60-90 minutes each day. Nowadays, they are equipped with TV screens. Or, you can use a personal device to listen to music or even lectures. The time flies by.
...Poodles.
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Indoor gyms do have the benefit of providing equipment for isolating specific muscle groups - facilitating injury prevention for actual manly activities.
But my favorite "Gym" routine these days involves about 6 hours a week with shovel and a wheelbarrow.
Shovel, wheel, dump, repeat.