“You win.”
Does a little victory dance, waving my axe and shaking my rescue harness, and looking up thru the hole, for inbound choppers.
With wet socks.
Speaking of darwin award candidates:
https://twitter.com/ShawSsimpsont/status/784430724514361344/video/1
Arterial bleeding in the midst of storm surge doesn’t sound like the way *I* personally would choose to die...but I guess everyone’s different.