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To: Bon mots

She has cookoie monster eyes

22 posted on 09/24/2016 11:51:58 AM PDT by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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To: seawolf101

You know she will be in blue Monday night for her Parkinson Disease.


51 posted on 09/24/2016 1:58:33 PM PDT by Kozy (new age haruspex)
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To: seawolf101

She’s Got Cookie Monster Eyes (with thanks to Kim Carnes)

Her hair is just fools gold
Her lips frighten guys
Her hands are always cold
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes

She’ll turn her cops loose on you
She won’t have to think twice
She’s gray as New York snow
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes

She’ll alarm you
IRS harm you
All the better to disarm you
She’s precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make her fans blush
She got psycho ex-wife standoff sighs
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes

She’ll let Bill take girls home
It whets her appetite
But she wants her own throne
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes

She’ll take a tumble or two
Eyes roll like they were dice
Until she comes out blue
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes

They’ll expose her, but she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She’s ferocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make her fans blush
Americans think she’s a spy
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes


52 posted on 09/24/2016 2:01:14 PM PDT by Pollster1 (Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan)
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