He is what we always knew he is, an affirmarive action activist knowbody who never was anybody who got the chance to really be a somebody but stepped on his d...k
That's a monstrous, F*CKING LIE!!
...his schlong is *way* too small for anyone to step on it. Why do you *think* his wife has that perpetual scowl on her face?
See also Free Republic Haiku Thread.