[aquila48]

“It just tightens fixed straps.

Big deal.”

The “Egg of Columbus”...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_Columbus

[tumblindice]

Or he could have balanced the egg in a little pile of salt.
Wasn’t Hogarth the artist who depicted lower and middle class English in different states of dissolution?

[ConservativeMind]

This is what I meant:

The title says these are “self-lacing.” They aren't. They are “self-tightening” or “self-securing.” “Self-lacing” means the shoe would put the lace (string) through the shoe and then tie the shoe up, perhaps into a bow.

The title is completely misleading.