[Molon Labbie]

You know if you keep screaming at the screen, you aren’t going to hear the UN-paid-for black helicopters swooping in.

But if you hurry, you might still have time to don your tin foil government mind control deflector cap. I won’t hold you up, as I know it is important.

[Talisker]

You know if you keep screaming at the screen, you aren’t going to hear the UN-paid-for black helicopters swooping in.

But if you hurry, you might still have time to don your tin foil government mind control deflector cap. I won’t hold you up, as I know it is important.

The family of the murdered guy - you know, the unarmed guy with his hands on the car surrounded by four cops because his car broke down - that guy they shot dead? Well, his family finds your sense of humor hysterical. In fact they're laughing so hard they're crying.

You should go into stand up: "so, we shot this perp... except he wasn't a perp, but... he twitched, you know? So, whatever..." Hahaha. Hysterical.